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[Oct. 9th, 2007|12:25 am] |
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Ah...whats better than gettin drunk on a Monday night and watching Canadian comedy on an American tv station? |
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[Sep. 27th, 2007|05:49 pm] |
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In Star Trek I wonder if a female was on the holodeck and had sex with a holo-character with the saftey's removed if she would get knocked up. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2007|03:12 am] |
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Today at work this fecking cute girl came in. I was helping her look for a desk and I noticed a bit of a foreign accent but couldnt quite place it. I helped her for few minutes and I asked her about it, she then told me she was from Swaziland. "South Africa?" I asked her. Her face kind of lit up with almost amazment acompanied by a bit of a smile and she said, "Yes. Most people have no idea where that is." Needless to say I was a bit stoked. I chatted with her while I was ordering her desk, about how long shes been over here, how long its been since she was back, etc. All the while I could feel my face on warming up with attraction. Weather or not it was one sided I dont know, probably will never know. I hung around the cashier while she was ringing out, making it look like I was doing something I was supposed to do, all the while hoping some dipshit didnt come up looking for help with something mindnumbingly simple, just so I could ask this girl out, atleast her phone number, after she finished paying for her desk. True to form, my balls seemed to have receeded up past my lungs and she left without me asking. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2007|02:09 am] |
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Yippie. I have about as much luck on Match.com as I do in real life, and I even get to pay for it!!Whooopie!atleast its cheaper than buying a bunch of girls drinks and not getting anywhere. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2007|01:44 am] |
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Damn. I'm pissed off that "Rome"'s series Finale is over. It beats the cack out of Sopranos. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2007|11:42 pm] |
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I wish I could change being so nosy, it never does me any good. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2007|01:30 pm] |
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April 24th everyone watch "Scrubs" on NBC, if you can get it. Thats the day the episode my brother wrote will be airing. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2007|10:29 pm] |
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birthdays suck worse than Christmas |
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[Jan. 28th, 2007|03:12 am] |
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Why can't I get a girl to say I look kinda like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, its always guys. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2007|11:47 pm] |
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My mom is in the clear, her results came back negative for cancer. Thanks for all the wellwishes. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2007|01:15 am] |
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Shit, less than 3 weeks till my 27th birthday and I havent done anything "memorable" other than fapping in more than 12 countries. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2007|01:47 am] |
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My mom had part of her Thyroid gland removed today. Lets hope the results come back good. |
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[Dec. 30th, 2006|03:56 am] |
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You know, I just wish if girl wasn't interested she would just tell you so instead of giving you a phone number that wasnt hers, or even if it wasnt hers shed pay you the respect of dissing you straight up. |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2006|03:38 am] |
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Illusions! Tricks are what a whore does for money. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2006|11:51 pm] |
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If Spider Man is supposed to have gained all the traits of a spider then why dont webs shoot from his ass? |
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[Sep. 14th, 2006|11:58 pm] |
Stolen from Zappo
 | You scored as British and the Commonwealth. Your army is the British and the Commonwealth (Canada, ANZAC, India). You want to serve under good generals and use good equipment in defense of the western form of life.
British and the Commonwealth | | 75% | Poland | | 75% | Finland | | 69% | France, Free French and the Resistance | | 63% | United States | | 63% | Soviet Union | | 56% | Italy | | 50% | Germany | | 44% | Japan | | 38% | </td>
In which World War 2 army you should have fought?
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[Sep. 10th, 2006|11:07 pm] |
Why do they call it "drink driving" when reporting about a person who was busted for DRUNK driving?
Last I checked most people who are pulled over for DUI that turned out they had too much to drink wern't driving around a drink, they were DRUNK.*Imagine a person driving with a big bottle of beer in the passenger seat that is singing* |
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[Sep. 8th, 2006|11:15 pm] |
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If Central/South America is known as "Latin America" because of the main languages that are spoke, Spanish,Portugese, French being Latin based, shouldnt Spain, Portugal, France, and Italy be known as Latin Europe? |
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